so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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