in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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