It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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