Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize