I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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