I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
