just come out here and I will go home with you...
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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