I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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