You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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