Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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