i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I am mentally ready for anal.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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