I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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