just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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