Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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