forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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