I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
