It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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