you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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