i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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