Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
only you would photoshop your dick
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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