I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
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The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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