Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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