After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Can vaginas get frostbite?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
