Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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