you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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