Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
We're too hungover to prance.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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