Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We have so much sex to catch up on
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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