I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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