two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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