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(818): View more from California

i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.

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(847): View more from Illinois

so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?

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(716): View more from New York

i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control

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(847): View more from Illinois

it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.

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(240): View more from Maryland

We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.

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(415): View more from California

You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.

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