You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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