Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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