So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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