just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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