So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
When are your genitals available?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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