There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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