is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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