He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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