im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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