Do you still have your period?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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vagina is talking i cant
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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