lets start a swedish sibling band together
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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