Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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