No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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