Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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