Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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