I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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