He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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