And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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