how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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