Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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