he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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