Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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