your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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