can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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