did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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