What did we do last night that was yellow?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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