I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I just gift wrapped bread.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week