TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I met the friendliest cop last night
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!