have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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