And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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