I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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